does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
So squirting runs in the family.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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