We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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