I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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