it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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