We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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