Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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