I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
