just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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