yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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