I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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