new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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