OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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