My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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