I wanna bring you to show and tell
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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