There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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