Christians are straight up FREAKS
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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