I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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