the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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