And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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