dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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