can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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