just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Barsexuality is the new black.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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