Just cropdusted the office
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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