we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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