its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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