The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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