I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Drake has all the answers
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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