My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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