Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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