I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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