Do you still have your period?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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