dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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