All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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