there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
