A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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