If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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