I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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