the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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