gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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