I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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