I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
After tacos, we're chasing women.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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