Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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