never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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