So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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