If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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