He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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