Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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