It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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