M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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