this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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