OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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