just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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