i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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