she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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