I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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