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O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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